Well, the gatepost is all right, but the noticeboard is a bit wonky here. This St Mary's doesn't have a tower at all (round, square or falling down).
Inside, the church is quite plain (which I like as it makes me stand out). There is a nice, flat font cover and Uncle Les found a handy sunbeam for me to sit in (it makes the splendid fur look particularly splendid, you know!).