Look, this church has a huge notice board. Inside it also has 11 mouses and an apple map. I found the apple map (it was a tapestry) but I could only find seven mouses.
The mouses are in the church 'cos the man who made the pews and things was called "The Mouseman" and put mouses everywhere. [Robert Thompson of Kilburn, North Yorkshire, created much of the woodwork in the church in the 1930s. His signature was a carved mouse, Big Ted. Since this visit, you have visited other churches where he was involved.].
I had my photo taken in the porch - it's really funny and looks like I'm in prison!